Saturday, 27 May 2017

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Monday, 15 May 2017

Up (2009)


Up (2009)

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Directed by    Rob Minkoff
Starring Ty Burrell, Max Charles, Ariel Winter, Stephen Colbert, Leslie Mann, Allison Janney
Music by Matthew Margeson

Short Story:
When Carl Fredricksen was a little boy, he idolized famous explorer Charles F. Muntz. Unfortunately, Muntz is accused of presenting false evidence about the skeleton of a giant exotic bird he claims to have discovered at Paradise Falls, and leaves the public eye, vows not to return until he captures one alive.

Time passes, Carl meets Ellie, a Muntz fan who's dream is to have a house overlooking Paradise Falls. They practically grow up together, get married and decide to save money for a trip to the Falls, but life always intervenes in the way of things to buy, to fix, etc. A now elderly Carl finally arranges for the trip, but Ellie gets cancer and passes away before they have the chance to realize their dream.

Enters Russell, a young Wilderness Explorer who tries to collect the last out of a collection of merit badges in the hope that his divorced parents will come to his badge award ceremony. He knocks on Carl's door and offers him help of any kind so that he can earn his final merit badge, the one for assisting the elderly. Carl is not particularly forthcoming, but when he is ordered to move to a retirement home, he flies away in his home by using thousands of helium balloons and inadvertently takes Russell along. They get to Paradise Falls, find the giant bird and name it Kevin, befriend a talking dog, a Golden Retriever named Dug and get to meet Muntz. The problem is, Muntz is still looking for the giant bird and when he figures out that Kevin must be the creature that eluded him all those years only to befriend Carl and Russell, he becomes very hostile.

Carl and Russell's unlikely duo go through a series of life-threatening adventures during which Carl's house is destroyed, but not before he finds Ellie's childhood scrapbook. It turns out that while Carl's been living in regret for not giving Ellie the adventurous life they've always wanted, she filled out the scrapbook with pictures of their married life and left him a note saying “Thanks for the adventure- Now go have a new one.” More adventures ensue, Carl manages to rescue Kevin (now Muntz's prisoner), takes over Muntz's dirigible and flies it back to the city where he presents Russell with his final badge.


Verdict:
LOVE this movie! Up is the first animated and 3D movie to open the Cannes Film Festival. It was extremely well received at the box office, and it remains one of the best Pixar movies to date. It is just the right mix of thriller, adventure, love, humor - everything, really. The characters are genuine, well-formed, the dialogues full of heart and the story itself is one that most of us can relate to. An absolute must see, feel-good movie.


Favourite quotes:

Russell: Good afternoon. Are you in need of any assistance today, sir?
Carl: No.
Russell: I could help you cross the street.
Carl: No.
Russell: I could help you cross your yard.
Carl>: No.
Russell: I could help you cross your porch.
Carl: No!
[closes the door on Russell's foot]
Russell: Ow.

Carl: You'd better get up, Russell. Or else, the tigers will come and eat you.
Russell: There are no Tigers in South America. Zoology.

Carl: [Having arrived above Paradise Falls in South America, miles from where they took off] Don't worry, I'll get you down, find a Bus Stop.
[cuts off the strings to some of the balloons, allowing the house to descend down]
Russell: Whoa, that's s gonna be like a billion transfers to get back to my house...


Sunday, 14 May 2017

Contact (1997)

Contact is a science fiction adaptation of the
book with the same name written by Carl Sagan who was a predominate astronomer. It follows Dr Ellie Arroway who is a scientist at the SETI institute that discovers indisputable evidence that extraterrestrial life is out there and actively sending messages to humans. The movie takes great length to explore the possible ramifications and philosophical implications of just how might a situation like this effect our society. One of the most enjoyable aspects of this film I thought was how there was a lot of thought directed in trying to back a lot of Contacts concepts in actual scientific contexts rather than extravagant Hollywood style action, giving contact a refreshing aspect to it.



Dr Ellie: "I'll tell you one thing about the universe, though. The universe is a pretty big place. It's bigger than anything anyone has ever dreamed of before. So if it's just us... seems like an awful waste of space. Right?"


Aliens (1986)


Director James Cameron
Staring Sigourney Weaver, Michael Biehn, Carrie Henn.




Aliens is the prequel to the original film Alien, it continues off from where the last film ended. Following Ellen Ripley who has been found after 57 years of drifting in hypersleep (a sort of stasis). She must once again encounter the alien entity that destroyed their crew as a colony of humans has been developed on the planet where the organism was found. Although the film is directed by a different director to the first, James Cameron still managers to deliver a successfully thrilling sequel which I believe is an improvement from the first film. As well the role of sigourney’s character which showcases well developed heroine at a time in film where there weren’t many.

Ghostbusters (2016)

Ghostbusters (2016)

Melissa McCarthy, Kristen Wiig, Kate McKinnon


Ghostbusters is a highly successful movie from 1984 and now we are presented with a new updated version of the classic. The movie features the same story about four scientists who believe in ghosts while nobody else does. Strange things start to happen and the city is taken over by the supernatural, giving the scientists the chance to fight it with their inventions.
The movie was strongly criticized especially because of the gender change in the roles. Instead of four male characters as protagonists, they now decided to put four females in their place. This is important for representation and my personal feelings are positive towards this change. They have also swapped the dumb female secretary for a male one.
Overall the film is the same as before, with a few updated jokes and, of course, modern special effects.
My favourite quote is from the scene where Kevin, the secretary, decides to create a logo for the Ghostbusters and he comes up with the old one, but with breasts and, when everyone looks shocked and disappointed he says: “Is it the boobs you don't like? Because I can make them... bigger”.

Trailer:


Now You See Me (2013)

Now You See Me (2013)

Starring: Dave Franco, Mark Ruffalo, Morgan Freeman


Now You See Me is one hell of a smart assy movie. It has some awesome scenes. The scene where Daniel gets out of the handcuffs, and switches agent Rhodes phone and he says “always be the smartest guy in the room”. The trick of robbing Tressler, and giving the money to the audience. Also, the scene where they find out about Rhodes, and who he really is. So cool! “I did not see that coming”.

It is cool how Rhodes goes from being the one hunting them to the one who is really behind the making of them as a group, and who orchestrated the whole event, of stealing money from Tressler, the insurance company that wouldn’t pay for his father’s insurance, and also taking down the guy who debunked all of his dad’s magic tricks. “the real magic is getting four strong solo acts and getting them to work together”.

And can we talk about Dave Franco in this movie. Soooo good “You’re a big boy now, Jack”. The scene where Jack fights agent Rhodes, and Fuller, sooo cool!

The movie also has some killer lines

“the more you think you see, the easier it is to fool you”

“oh, no nothings ever locked”

“I thought you were quite a dick”

“as if they were on the inside”

“could you be more of a condescending ass”

“this is kind of a talent only area”

“I can’t tell you how long I’ve waited to see that look on your face”
Now You See Me trailer
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Wednesday, 10 May 2017

Arrival (2016)

Arrival (2016)

Starring: Amy Adams, Jeremy Renner, Forest Whitaker


Arrival is a brilliant movie that shows a unique perspective of what non-terrestrial species may represent to humanity. The movie starts with the invasion of 12 alien objects in 12 distinct parts of the world. The locations are random and the countries are working to solve the puzzle.
The “space ships” are just there, inoffensive containing the alien specie inside. The great point, in my opinion, is the “non-humanification” of the them. They don’t look like us, they don’t walk, communicate, breath or behave like us. They are different, as it should be.
The climax of the movie happens with the decision of China cuts off the collaboration with other countries and decide to attack. If that happens, the scientists would not be able to receive the gift from the aliens: their language. For them to translate and understand it, they need the cooperation of all 12 nations and avoid war.
Different from other movies, the aliens are shown as allies and not enemies. The only down point that got too unrealistic was when the main character gets inside the alien atmosphere and survives. Apart from that, it is a movie that makes you think about cooperation and decision make.
The best quote was from Dr. Louise Banks: “The weapon is their language. They gave it all to us. Do you understand what that means?”.


Trailer:


Mr Peabody and Sherman (2014)


Mr Peabody and Sherman (2014)

Photo source: FamousFix

Directed by    Rob Minkoff
Starring Ty Burrell, Max Charles, Ariel Winter, Stephen Colbert, Leslie Mann, Allison Janney
Music by Matthew Margeson

Short Story:
Mr Peabody, a highly accomplished "renaissance" talking dog (business titan, inventor, scientist, Nobel laureate, gourmet chef and two-time Olympic medalist - to quote his modest self-assessment) adopted a 7-year-old human son, Sherman. Mr. Peabody is educating Sherman using his own invention, the Wayback Machine. Their travels through time cultivate a real passion for history in Sherman, who is eager to share his knowledge on his first day at school.

The problem arises when Sherman gets in a fight with Penny (a fellow student from history class) over the George Washington cherry-tree anecdote. The highly provocative situation leads to Sherman biting Penny, which in turn leads to a Child Protective Services officer trying to remove Sherman from Mr Peabody and place him in foster care. To rectify the situation, Mr Peabody invites Penny and her parents over for dinner. While the adults are trying to find some common ground, Sherman shows Penny the Wayback Machine and together they go on the most exciting adventure of their lives. They go to Ancient Egypt, where Penny is to marry King Tut, but when they find out that she must follow her future husband in death, make a narrow escape with the Wayback. Unfortunately, the machine runs out of power and they have to make an emergency stop in Renaissance Florence. Here they meet Leonardo Da Vinci and get to try his famous flying machine. We even find out the secret behind Mona Lisa's enigmatic smile.

They manage to power up the Wayback, but on the way home they run into a black hole that forces them to make another emergency landing right in the middle of the Trojan War. Penny gets trapped into the Trojan horse, Sherman rescues her, but must go back to present to warn Mr Peabody that he might die in the past. When those who time-traveled meet with their present-time selves, a rip occurs in the space-time continuum that prevents anyone from traveling back in time. This rip causes numerous historical figures to invade the present and Peabody, Leonardo da Vinci, Albert Einstein, Isaac Newton, Agamemnon are all trying to figure out how to repair the space-time continuum. Surprisingly, the solution comes from Sherman, who suggests that they travel in the future, rather than the past. Peabody and Sherman take off in the Wayback, fix everything and get back right in time for school, but this time Penny and Sherman are good friends.


Verdict:
I absolutely loved this movie! Can't really understand why it performed so badly at the box office, but if you're into intellectual humor, be prepared to laugh so hard, your cheeks will hurt. Children will love all the history-related fun facts and even without that, it's a really good story, brilliantly executed.


Favourite quotes:
Penny: I'm not Penny anymore. Now, I'm Princess Hatsheput, precious flower of the Nile.
Mr. Peabody: "Precious," perhaps, but if you think we're going to leave you here, you are most definitely in "de-Nile."
Sherman: [laughs] I don't get it.

George Washington: I hereby award Mr. Peabody a Presidential pardon.
Abraham Lincoln: Me too!
Bill Clinton: I've done worse.

Mr. Peabody: Sherman, don't you remember why I told you to stay close to me during the French Revolution?
Sherman: Because after the French Revolution, it was gonna rain?
Mr. Peabody: Close. I said "After the French Revolution comes... the Reign of Terror!"

Penny's father: When it comes to the safety of my daughter, nothing is more important than...Shello? Sure, I'll take a survey.


Tuesday, 9 May 2017

Pitch Perfect 2 (2015)

Pitch Perfect 2 (2015)

Starring: Anna Kendrick, Rebel Wilson, Brittany Snow


Pitch Perfect 2 is a really good movie musically speaking. It features some killer arrangements, with a whole variety of songs. The sing off is awesome, especially Das Sound Machine, their arrangements are superb. The amount of work that would’ve had to have gone into their arrangements. They are also awesome and they know it “Darlings, please don’t try to beat us, you can’t, we’re the best”.

Character interaction, and relationships is also done really well. The girls lose their style at the beginning of the movie, and work throughout the movie to get their style back. This movie shows the girls being lost, and scared of moving on after being known as having shown their junk to the president. Amy says to Becca “You’re the most talented person I know and I’ve met three of the Wiggles intimately”, when Becca is feeling down about herself.

Humour is once again very much present, but there are some things that are taken too far, almost to the point that it may be offensive. Fat Amy is pivotal in most of the humour (that is actually funny) “I’m a free-range pony that can’t be tamed, I can’t be tied down”. Another funny line “you’re physically flawless but that doesn’t mean I like you” – Becca trying to talk down to DSM but failing, quite hilariously.

However, there are some things that are taken too far “girls who are too ugly to be cheerleaders”, “that’s what happens when you send girls to college”, there is even a comment about “going back to Mexico”.  This movie has tried to ‘amp’ up from the first movie, however have possibly taken it too far.

Some awesome quotes from the movie

“you’re ginger that’s punishment enough”

“let’s not be dicks about it”

“what do American kids say? Jelly”

“you? The kicker of ass? You’re so tiny”

“Sure blame the minority” … “I’m black, gay and a woman”

“what kind of white shit is this”? – when the group are singing Torn

“you’re Becca and Chloe, together you’re Bhloe”

If you haven't, go check out my Pitch Perfect (2012) review:
http://moviereviewmq.blogspot.com.au/2017/05/pitch-perfect-2012-starring-anna.html
Pitch Perfect 2 trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgPm-yaLoyo
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Blade Runner (1982)


Directed by Ridley Scott.
Staring, Harrison Ford, Rutger Hauer, Sean Young

Blade Runner is a unique sci fi which is distinct and set apart from many of the films of the genre. It is set in a dystopian-esque los angeles in the year 2019, and follows Rick Deckard, a man who is tasked with the job to locate and find replicants which are bioengineed androids that are banned on earth due to the problems they’ve caused. In this near future, almost all trees and animals have become extinct, sacrificed in favour of an unchecked human population. In this world cities sprawl beyond the horizon. The film itself heavily relies on the subtly visuals and lets the audience be engrossed in the scenes, rather than using dialogue to explain everything that is going on. Overall this movie is a must see classic for those into sci fi and philosophical story telling.

Quote
“The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long – and you have burned so very, very brightly roy”



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLoQygDnrsk

Monday, 8 May 2017

Pitch Perfect (2012)


Pitch Perfect (2012)

Starring: Anna Kendrick, Rebel Wilson, Anna Camp


If you’re a music lover, then watch this movie if you haven’t already. The music scenes are awesome. They are super complex, with counter melodies, multiple harmonies, and killer vocals. The Just The Way You Are scene for example, has counter melodies, with the two melodies intertwining together. It also features many harmonies, and really cool timing patterns. There are vocals acting as drums, bass, and guitar. To arrange this would have been very complex, and not to mention having to sing the arrangement.

The riff off is an awesome scene. There is groups battling each other with awesome arrangements of songs and sass, and they are working together. It shows the first sign of real bondage between the groups. The songs they sang too, with the variety from rap to pop and ballads, were really cool.

The movie also has great character development, with just the right amount of romance, that you end up cheering for the characters. Pitch Perfect does romance and friendship a whole lot better than Glee, so don’t compare it to Glee. At the end when Becca and Jessie finally get together, so cute. At the beginning of the movie, he air guitar’s to her when he doesn’t even know her, he brings juice and killer movies, for something else to do together instead of just stacking CD’s and using record covers as faces. “you’re an acapella girl and I’m an acapella boy”.

It’s pretty cool to see a group of strangers become really good friends. It is cool to see Aubrey finally “loosen the rails”, she asks Becca for help at the end, rather than puking like she did twice because she was stressed. She let someone else take some control, and turned them from being good to being awesome.

This movie has some really cool lines.

“Amy what are you doing”? “I’m vertical running”

“Excuse me bitch no need to shout” – when the girl finally speaks up

“you’ll be spending a lot of downtime together so please no sex on the bench, I’ve been warned before”

Becca- “Kimmy Jin is my friend” ... Kimmy Jin-” nope”

“Your man boobs are going to concave”

And also, when Jessie sings “I guess it’s the women in you that brings out the man in me” to Becca – so cute

“Aca-believe it”
Pitch Perfect Trailer
Pitch Perfect 2 trailer

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Eye in the sky (2015)

Eye in the sky (2015)

Starring: Helen Mirren, Aaron Paul, Alan Rickman

Eye in the sky is a nerve-wrecking movie that shows us a war zone placed in Kenya, in a terrorist owned territory. The British government is working with the Kenyan and American governments to track high-risk terrorist they have been chasing for years and those terrorist ended up being in this place in Kenya.
To create empathy, the movie presents aside with the main story, a little girl different from the people in that area. She is intelligent and sweet, learning maths and languages. When not playing or studying, she helps her mom selling bread to others in the village.
The whole movie is about on major decision. The highly wanted terrorists are planning to strike with 2 bomb-men. They are placed in the house next door to that little girl.. The decision they need to make is either to strike, maybe kill the girl and prevent the attack, or not to strike and maybe let many other people die from the attack.
It seems easy to choose between one life versus many lives, but in my opinion the ethics behind that decision go much further. It brings us the thought of the care of the government towards its citizens. For example, I pay my taxes for the government to protect me, not shoot a bomb from a drone and as a collateral damage, kill me or the ones around me. However, many may think it was a necessary damage, because many other people would die from that bomb. But my point is to see this issue as bad guys (terrorists) killing versus good guys (government) killing its own citizens.
My favourite quote is when they talk about war propaganda: “If they kill 80 people, we win the propaganda war. If we kill one child, they do.”

Trailer:


Friday, 5 May 2017

Guardians Of The Galaxy (2014)


Guardians Of The Galaxy (2014)

Starring: Chris Pratt, Vin Diesel, Bradley Cooper
 Wow. What a killer movie!! Guardians of The Galaxy is probably my favourite marvel movie. It is everything that suicide squad tried to be but failed at miserably. Sorry, well no, no I’m not. The only good thing from Suicide Squad was Heathens by 21 pilots. Love that song. Anyway, Guardians, they took misunderstood characters, notice not ‘evil’ characters, like in Suicide Squad, with a ton of humour and made a killing of a movie, and most likely money too.
Guardians of The Galaxy also had character relationship and friendship, which is pivotal in the story plot. The characters start off trying to capture each other due to different needs but end up being really good friends by the end. In the movie, Chris Pratts character, tries to emphasize friendship and says “The movie shows a group of people working together, originally, in order to get out of prison and to make money, however by the end, they are working with the people who captured them into prison, in order to save the world that they live in. When they are escaping from prison, Gamora says “I’m going to die surrounded by the biggest idiots”, but at the end when they are saving their planet she says, “I will be grateful to die amongst my friends”.
 It has tons of action, and the production they would’ve needed to create the many awesome sceneries that they had.  Like all the space scenes, the one where Star-lord goes out to save Gamora, and the scenes with Thanos in them. The scenes in this movie are really cool, the scene where they are barricading the ship so that it doesn’t come down and destroy the world.
Groot is so cute! And loving too even though he can literally only say “I and Am and Groot exclusively in that order”, at least until the end of the movie when he says, “we are Groot”. That scene is so cute!! He kills himself to save his friends. Also when he creates the flower for the girl. Aww.  At the end of movie too, when he’s a baby. He’s dancing to I Want You Back by the Jackson 5, and every time that Drax turns around.

  
The movie has some really funny quotes and some meaningful ones too.

“I have part of a plan” “12%” – Rocket

Raises his middle finger “Oh I didn’t know how this machine works” – Star-lord

 “He says he’s an A-hole but not 100% a dick”

“they got my dick message”

“I’m distracting you, big turd blossom”

“Dance off bro, me and you”

“It’s pleasing to once again have friends”

“The walking thesaurus”

“I know they are the only friends we’ve ever had” – Rocket

“You said it yourself bitch, we’re the guardians of the galaxy”

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Thursday, 4 May 2017

Power Rangers (2017)

Power Rangers (2017)

Starring: Dacre Montgomery, Naomi Scott and RJ Cyler.


I could not be more unsatisfied with a movie than I am with the new Power Rangers. It has been a long time since the last Power Rangers movie and when I saw the trailer about a brand new film I got really excited. The morphing-time looked amazing. The special effects looked great. Even the story sounded more exciting than before. It wasn’t.

My first thought when the movie started playing was “wow, Zac Efron lost a bit of weight to look like a teenager”. Later on, I discovered it was not him, but an Australian actor called Dacre Montgomery. Then, we jump into the same old and extremely childish story. So many unexplained facts. For example, they just accepted the fact they were "rangers" without further explanations or details of what that meant.

I think what drew my eyes to go to the cinema was a piece of news I saw when scrolling through my Facebook feed, saying that the film would explore the homosexuality of one of the Rangers. And they did it, very badly. It was such an unnecessary scene that made me feel awkward and embarrassed. Nobody was talking about relationships at that point. In my opinion, they just put it in the movie to get the attention, since LGBT characters have been a hot topic everywhere.

I guess the only funny part was the giant villain Goldar: made of gold. Yes, a pretty expensive villain. And then it comes my favourite quote of the movie, said by Zack Taylor when he sees Goldar: “That's a lot of gold”.

Trailer:


Wednesday, 3 May 2017

Eddie the Eagle (2016)


Eddie the Eagle (2016)


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Directed by    Dexter Fletcher
Starring Taron Egerton, Hugh Jackman, Tom Costello, Jack Costello, Christopher Walken, Iris Berben, Jim Broadbent
Music by Matthew Margeson

Short Story:
Eddie the Eagle tells the story of Eddie Edwards (magnificently played by Taron Egerton), the first ever British Olympic ski jumper.

It was Eddie's childhood dream to become on Olympian and despite the numerous setbacks, continuous discouragement from all around him, it is only though sheer determination that he manages to make his dream come true.

He nearly kills himself a couple of times before he meets Hugh Jackman a.k.a. coach Bronson Peary. Peary used to be a very promising ski jumper himself, but a big ego and an even bigger drinking problem cut his career short. As expected, Peary is reluctant to coach Eddie in the beginning, but Eddie is nothing if not persistent. As they go on and prepare for the Winter Olympics in Calgary, both of them are faced with complete and utter disdain from all other coaches and athletes, including Eddie's own compatriots.


By the time we reach the end of the movie, Eddie's determination and affable manner wins him not the Olympics, but the hearts and respect of athletes, coaches and public alike.


Verdict:
In an interview given to The Guardian in 2016, Michael (Eddie) Edwards admitted that the movie moved him to tears and even though the actual facts are only 5% accurate, it portrayed the heart and soul of Britain's first ski jumper flawlessly.
This is an inspirational movie at its very best. It will leave you elated, on the top of the world and feeling that NOTHING can stop you from making your own dreams come true.



Favourite quotes:

Eddie: [voice over] "For as long as I can remember it has been my ambition to become an Olympian. I just needed to find the right sport.“

Eddie's Mom: "Harry, he’s off to the Olympics again."
Eddie [to his Dad]: "I told mom I’m going to the Olympics—I held my breath for 58 seconds!"
Eddie's Mom: "When is it all going to end?"
Eddie: "When I become an Olympian."
Eddie's Dad: "Enough is enough. … You are coming to work with me."
Eddie: "What about my Olympics preparations?"
Eddie's Dad: "Eddie, you are not an athlete!"
Eddie: "Dad, you’re a genius! You’re right; I’m never going to go to the Olympics. I’m gonna go to the Winter Olympics!"

Bjørn the Norwegian Coach: [loosely quoting Pierre de Corbertin]: "Most important thing is not to win but to take part. It’s not the triumph but the struggle."

Eddie: "I just thought we’d have a little chat about me being a ski jumper. Just looking for a few tips. "
Bronson Peary: "Give up. There’s one for free."

Eddie: "I’m not deluded. I know there are plenty of other athletes more deserving than me, so if my antics took away from their accomplishments, forgive me. … As someone [wise] said, … I love [ski jumping] very nearly as much as I love proving people wrong, which is why I’ve decided to jump the 90m. To compete in the Olympics doesn’t mean anything if you sell yourself short. I did not come to the Olympics as a novelty act and I will not be going home as one."